Clerks III the prequel

sex on LSD. Even if we didn't move I would've eventually came.

Aw snap!

the time for civil disobedience is now!

Say you're not hanging dong and just sporting a healthy tent? I guess when in doubt just piss your pants.

I will never understand the customers who come in with bad attitudes, attempt to find fault at every turn of events and generally act indignant about everything. Are they attempting to proactively justify their miserly behavior? I had one family, we're talking mother, father, grandparents and four kids come into the…

When the baby boomer generation starts retiring there are going to be a lot of job opportunities. Til then it seems we're in a holding pattern as companies continue to see how much blood will come out of this stone

If anything, this woman should be criticized for her outfit! I mean c'mon! In what part of SoCal are a anime characters hunting Yeti?

They rarely use him for shows. They mostly use him to father calves.

Must be why I'm so sweet!

We always liked Final D but it detracts from the strengths of aerial characters.

I switched to almond milk for everything but baking. Never looked back.

He hits the higher registers (while whisper singing someone like Elliott Smith) that isn't singing falsetto. I don't know how to link in Kinja but find a studio recording of "Don't Worry Baby" to hear Brian Wilson actively transition from high register to falsetto or "Sherry Baby" or "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie…

It's a cultural thing. Frankie Valli was revered for his Falsetto, along with Brian Wilson. So few mainstream musicians Falsetto these days because it fell out of favor. It's equally probable to become stylish again. Also I know a high pitched voice and falsetto are different, my point is our perception of masculinity…

CRT monitors can hold a ton of voltage. When I repaired old slot machines we had to manually discharge them with resistors because we found out using a screwdriver alone was a good way to weld your screwdriver to the housing. Guitar amps and microwave ovens carry enough voltage to kill you when unplugged as well.

Luckily my restaraunt was closed Sundays but old ladies were the worst. They'd come in and all order quiche and tea, stay for three ours, get 40 refills and leave $1.50.

Pretty much sums up every handjob I've ever gotten. I'm convinced one girl thought she was trying to start a campfire.

Disprove that my god can beat up your god. What you smugly believe to be a clever rhetorical device only serves to undermine the same point you're trying to make. One can posit an infinite number of things that can't be disproven but that doesn't give them anymore credibility or validity. It just makes you look like…

Glad my kid will share the world with his over anyone peddling their bullshit religion any day.

The problem with your analogy is that science actively works to resolve these contradictions while religion throws its hands in the air and says "God's will!" Also, evidence.