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My desktop is my wallpaper and nothing else. All shortcuts, applications, and folder icons are on the taskbar, which is hidden. It gives everything a very clean look, and I know where everything is and how to get to it immediately, so I don't need endless widgets and docks and launchers everywhere. I recommend trying

Skyrim. Still. I can't stop modding. Help me.

It totally did work. I had a copy of Tetris that always blinked when I turned it on, and then when I'd blow on it a couple times, it would work like magic. So don't tell me it was useless, Kotaku!

Guys! Guys! I have this AWESOME new viral teen prank! It's called "noposting" and it involves unplugging from all wi-fi and LTE networks and staying the fuck off the internet and social media! The adults will be like "Why aren't you browsing the internet? Isn't that what kids do? Why aren't you posting on the

"....and a movie."

You can beat almost any boss with Vanish/Doom or Vanish/X-Zone.

I wonder how fast a Mega Man 3 speed run would go if they allowed the "hold right on controller 2 to not die in pits" cheat.

Was it Heller's son that they tortured by strapping a Nintendo Virtual Boy to his head for a few hours?

It's funny, I did a side by side comparison of probably 30 ENBs and eventually settled on RealVision as the best looking one (coupled with aMidianBorn's texture mods and Bethesda's own HD2K textures), so as soon as the page loaded I just smiled and nodded.

Doesn't hitting the flagpole at the lower end make the ending sequence on each stage go slightly faster? It seems like they could knock a couple seconds off by timing their jumps to hit lower on the pole.

I've gone with ATI Radeon cards for years in my PC and here's why:

This is what MK has always done from the beginning: Pushed the boundaries. The fact that they're still doing that so many years later is kind of awesome.

In Hitman, those women exist in the game for the sole purpose of being sexualized and brutalized. In Mortal Kombat, women and men kick each other's asses on equal levels depending on player skill. The latter is pretty much equal.

I want Jim Ross to narrate my entire life.

You know what was great in MMOs? Old-school corpse runs. Nowadays there are no consequences for dying in an MMO, other than a minor inconvenience of going back to where you died if you feel like it, and if you don't being slightly weaker for a few minutes if the game does rez sickness. Give me old school XP-losing,

As a writer with a totally sweet ass, I call bullshit.

Whoa there, cowboy. I said nothing about a conspiracy theory. But other game companies have come out and said Ubisoft was outright lying about adding playable women "doubling their work". They're just lazy. Especially since they already had a woman playable model in AC Liberation. Ubisoft has several best-selling AAA

"Get off your damn high horse and realize that it's maybe not worth spending hundreds of thousands of extra dollars just to appease feminist whiners..."

Technically, by your definition, all games are 2nd person since you control the game and tell it what to do, by virtue of having a controller.

Wouldn't 2nd-person gameplay mean that the game is controlling you instead of you controlling the game?