I'm always surprised at how many people don't get Funny Games. The monster is, basically, you for tuning in to watch innocent people get tortured. You're one of them. So if the supposed heroes (who you're watching to see killed in gruesome ways) actually get the upper hand, that breaks the movie. They get a do-over,…

Come on, dude. You're a giant cosmic godlike figure who drains planets of energy, and this is what you wear? Your helmet looks like an open HTML tag, you've got what looks like a blue lightbulb with a bowtie on your chest, and underneath it looks like a pink corduroy turtleneck. That's not even to mention the…

Can we please have a moratorium on the stupid racist "Shamalamadingdong" joke? It wasn't funny 15 years ago and it's an example of how xenophobic people can get because they can't pronounce an Indian last name. SHY-A-MA-LAN. Like Shia Leboeuf if his last name was "Milan".

The reason I disliked it was because it was too coincidental. They'd built up the terror of these creatures throughout the whole film. What they should've done is have the ending happen as a direct result of him hearing the oncoming army approaching, and assuming it was a huge procession of the monsters, and trying to…

"....and a movie."

You can beat almost any boss with Vanish/Doom or Vanish/X-Zone.

Don't pay attention to Abrams' name being attached. That's not how filmmaking works.

I wonder how fast a Mega Man 3 speed run would go if they allowed the "hold right on controller 2 to not die in pits" cheat.

Was it Heller's son that they tortured by strapping a Nintendo Virtual Boy to his head for a few hours?

It's funny, I did a side by side comparison of probably 30 ENBs and eventually settled on RealVision as the best looking one (coupled with aMidianBorn's texture mods and Bethesda's own HD2K textures), so as soon as the page loaded I just smiled and nodded.

Doesn't hitting the flagpole at the lower end make the ending sequence on each stage go slightly faster? It seems like they could knock a couple seconds off by timing their jumps to hit lower on the pole.

I can't tell whether this means New York City is the most dangerous place on Earth, or the safest.

Eat the skins, people! They're good for you!

Japan: Monumentally creepy when things aren't quite right, monumentally amazing when they are.

Remember that satire page about Republicans saying solar panels would drain the sun's energy? It wasn't entirely satire. Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) believes this about wind energy:

Oh god the nostalgia.

This is weird because I both proved their point and disproved their point at the same time. About halfway through I noticed the clock was going in the wrong direction, so I actually backtracked to see if it had been the whole time. Then when he did the "10 seconds of silence" thing I didn't feel like it was actually…

I blame Wicked for this. And to a lesser extent, how Adventure Time handled the Ice King. Granted it can be done well (I love Simon's backstory) but not EVERY villain needs to be reinvented as misunderstood and good at heart. It takes away the evil of monsters in fiction to give them a good side. Hell, why not just…

It needs to be Predator(s) vs. space marines like the Dark Horse material, and it needs to be markedly different from Aliens in that way. I keep hoping a Predator movie will give the most badass hunter race in the galaxy a worthy competition (which honestly, AvP should have succeeded at, but suffers from the same…

I've gone with ATI Radeon cards for years in my PC and here's why: