This looks great, though I feel like the xenomorph itself needs two elements:

That can't be, that's inside the room!

Murray: "If you build a cat, you also get a lion and a tiger and a panther and things that you've never seen—kind of mutations beyond that."

I'd bring the cup with me. I've seen The Client.

Here's how you write a compelling woman character:

Oh believe me, I'm as FAR from the "not all men" bullshit as a person can be. I regularly criticize those people whenever I see that kind of thinking, so please don't paint me into that picture. What I'm saying is that Louie, the TV show, presents a surreal exaggeration of Louis CK, the comedian, in the show. I never…

I agree with that, what I'm saying is that it's a surreal exaggeration of HIM. His character's a lonely creep a lot of the time (when he's not being a really good dad), and he gets into awkward situations on a level not seen since Larry David. But it's true, a lot of the scenarios aren't necessarily unrealistic, but…

Louie has always been a surreal exaggeration. He's done the same thing for religion and homophobia, and this season's theme seems to be about gender politics when you consider the weird sexual themes and the "fat lady" episode. Don't take anything too literally. He's intentionally portraying the most pathetic man…

If horse_ebooks was any indication, all of these were done by a Buzzfeed employee as viral marketing.

I honestly think this deserves more than just a cursory glance. This place is literally breeding domestic terrorism. They most certainly are a hate group. As much as I believe in net neutrality, when something is a genuine threat to other people it needs to be scrutinized, and I would not at all reject the idea of the…

I will be very, very sad if Nordic Games doesn't give us a really bitchin' Darksiders 3.

When shopping for a new video card I scoured all sorts of websites showing comparisons that fit my price range and what I need it for. AMD beat out NVidia in nearly all categories, so I bought the AMD card that fit my criteria the most. If NVidia goes proprietary with their cards, they'll not only be creating a rift…

The Friend Zone doesn't exist, you dumbass douche. It's an imaginary place where you put yourself because you think a friendship is a consolation prize, as if a woman isn't worth anything if she isn't fawning over you. Being nice to a woman isn't a vending machine that spews out vagina if you pump enough good deeds…

I'm not saying it's not a problem, I'm saying there's a reason women's issues are often isolated and focused upon. Once again I'll bring up that if society existed in a vacuum where genders were equal and always had been, these statistics would hold far greater weight. However it ignores WHY these statistics exist:…

Do us proud, Naughty Dog.

Just give us 1313, dammit.

It's crazy how much the amount shot up at the end after this article was posted. It not only met its funding goal, it exceeded it by over 50 grand.

Do you perhaps have someone of Nigerian royalty to further convince me?

I've never understood why the Olympics aren't just repeatedly held in places that already have facilities. Put it back in Lake Placid or Lillehammer or Whistler if nobody wants to put up the money to build entirely new complexes every few years in places that can't even use them.

All I can think of is what a next-gen Elder Scrolls game is going to look like in, say, 5-8 years or so.