The biggest troll GRRM could do is make Rickon the king somehow, just completely out of nowhere. Nobody else is left alive to take the iron throne, and he has some tenuous connection that gives him lineage somehow. The least developed character in the books finds out how to win the game of thrones: Don't play it!

Bigger plot hole in TDK: Batman dives out the window to save his girlfriend, while Joker's still at the party. So... Joker just said "Okay see ya bye" to the rest of the party and walked off without another word or what?

I love Die Hard, but Patton Oswalt is totally right:

Don't worry, all the flavoring in McDonald's meat is artificially created by chemicals.

I feel like Apocalypse is way closer to Darkseid than Thanos. Right down to the big goofy letter on his belt.

The Hitler Youth look is back, and this time it's American!

They need to change Daario's icon now that he's been recast.

I always envisioned Reek as being more visibly disfigured. I guess Alfie Allen didn't want to shave his head or put on a bunch of flayed skin makeup every day.

And for the younger crowd, they will now be "totes magotes convinced".

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My favorite is one that didn't happen, but which Ronald D. Moore has talked about in his podcast:

I am a man and I demand an apology for men being mildly oppressed for a few seconds.

So did you read "Shit My Dad Says" and get offended because YOUR dad doesn't say that?

Reported for being a child predator.

I suppose we should be grateful, though, that Otsuka isn't taking its cues from The Tick's Chairface and trying to carve its logo in the surface.

And yet, Pacific Rim fails Bechdel, but it would pass if the Bechdel Test were about race rather than gender: A person of color has several conversations with another person of color about something that isn't a white man. But it gets criticized by people waving the Bechdel flag because despite having arguably the…

People treat it like it is. Constantly. If you don't think people use it as literally a pass/fail test on whether or not a movie has any merit, you're not paying attention.

The TWILIGHT SAGA passes Bechdel. ALL of it.

Ehh, as a former OKC user, I have to say that it's not simply "fat" that's the problem. I want to be clear here: When I was using the site, I made a point to mention in my profile that I run, I go to the gym, I do yoga, and I eat well, and I didn't want to date anyone who doesn't take care of themselves in the same…