Really? Awesome! Do you perhaps know any Nigerian princes who need to unload a large sum of money into my bank account too?

I feel like the studio is also trying to forget that Wolverine Origins ever existed, hence "The Wolverine" not having a number or sub-title.

Please write an entire movie like this.

Well that's good, because I've always classified Fox News as "bullshit".

Sorry, but to be Tarantino, the first half hour would have to be Luke and Wedge sitting at a table on Tattooine talking about what it's like to bang Twi'lek chicks.

I, too, enjoy being called racial and homophobic slurs by 12 year olds just because I beat them fairly.

Not sure how Iceland isn't part of Vikingland. Icelandic is closer to Old Norse than Norwegian, Swedish, or Danish. Finnish is completely different.

TIL: Hundreds of people die from being entangled in bedsheets every year. I could see maybe one or two every couple years, but hundreds every year? How?

And so extremely Canadian. I didn't realize until someone pointed it out to me how much most people wouldn't notice unless they lived in Canada.

The Amazing Spider-Man. After the awful Spider-Man 3 in the original trilogy, and then to find out a reboot was coming so soon with a relative unknown actor combined with just being generally burnt out on superhero movies gave me completely low expectations. Then I saw Martin Sheen and Sally Field as Uncle Ben and…

Stop shitting yourself. Stop shitting yourself. Stop shitting yourself.

This implies an alien race who is SO advanced they can travel across the vast reaches of space wouldn't understand what religion, mythology, or fables are. They'd see our beliefs as primitive, sure, but anyone who could actually reach us let alone actually communicate with us would also have their own developed…

At least wait for the third one and see what we're getting first. I for one have been waiting to see Smaug's attack on the lake town since I was a kid, and I won't have fanedits shredding that to ribbons and taking that away from me dammit.

But can they fix wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overused CGI? I don't think editing works that way. What someone really should do is refocus the entire thing to center around Obi-Wan, because Ewan McGregor is the only good thing about those movies.

What exactly changes about Disney - the new owner of a franchise they didn't create - declaring that all the expanded universe stuff isn't "officially" canon? I mean yeah, they could come up with new stories that conflict with existing EU material, but the franchise under Lucas did that anyway. If you're just a fan of…

Now that they're getting into the big X-Men stories from the 90s, I would really like to see them pull off The X-Cutioner's Song. One of my favorite X-Men stories ever. Unfortunately it was a 5-title crossover and they haven't nearly built up the X-Men universe to that level yet. If each team got its own movie spinoff…

You can't put the Beetlejuice one at top billing without mentioning 'Jump in the Line' at the end. DANCING GHOST FOOTBALL TEAM.

I don't care, Krauthammer is still the most badass name in news media. I really hope someone in his family was a WW2 vet.

It always annoys me how you only ever hear that tiny "pew" noise in movies, while people in the next room don't hear a thing. Real silencers are pretty much the difference between a car with a muffler and without one.

Wait, just plain 'Star Wars'? I don't understand what you could possibly mean. All I know is "Disney's George Lucas's The Star Wars Saga Episode IV: A New Hope: Special Ultimate Championship Edition Turbo v3.02"