So much better than ANYTHING that Billy Haisley writes.

This is some hot garbage writing! You’ve outdone yourself, Billy!

Are the police sure they got the right person? She was there, then she wasn’t, then all of the sudden she was back. It’s possible she might have an airtight alibi.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.

A-Rod’s look suggests that he’s verrry interested to know that there are local women in his area who are horny and lookin' for a good time.

How much money has Schilling cost himself?

That is, of course, if they can find her.

THANK YOU. Disclaimer, I am a white male with published sci-fi. some of my friends are white males that publish sci fi, and some of my favorite sci fi has been written by white males.

I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.

You think Billy actually gives a shit about research?

Not worth mentioning that Nash is part owner of the Whitecaps?

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

Trollololol.

Ah, the ol’ Ronaldo-is-better-because-Messi-can’t-do-it-on-a-cold-night-in-Stoke defense. You win.

Ego, not self-worth.

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”