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Because they don’t serve Old Crow at Dairy Queen, they keep telling you.

The fact that they put the word “Los” on a jersey and can call it “Hispanic Heritage” is so depressing and pathetic. As if D-back is Spanish.
You’d think Arizona would know better, unless Sheriff Arpaio is the VP of Jerseys.

I bet it was that asshole Chad. Totally left them hanging.

What would be the running time of a comprehensive video of every Browns screwup?

I, for one, look forward to six hour long football games with 4 1/2 hours worth of commercials.

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

Hot Take: Coldplay is the poor man's U2, and U2 is awful.

This halftime show will be the perfect chance to test the “what if everybody watching went to the toilet and flushed at the same time” problem.

Billy, please stop saying “bruh”. You real fake. Thank you.

I said I was I was good at something, “something” includes English.

Well yeah, but if you consider most assists (as through-balls) have to be weighted and measured into a striker’s path, is this one really that much better? Not trying to make any enemies, but he had the time to look up, see the channel, and play it. It’s not anything special at this level, for me at least. Cheers!

Sorry! I don’t ever like being that guy. I just think that pass is a standard option. He executed it perfectly, no doubt, but it wasn’t like he saw an angle that nobody else could have found. Good run by Lukaku, and a good find by Deulofeu. That’s where I would leave it.

I don’t know, Billy. Maybe it’s just the camera angle, but he’s got the perfect pipeline of vision to put that ball into space without ever really being closed down. The weight and measure was spot on, but not that great of an assist.

That’s nothing, Freddy Adu was 18 when he was 12.

My reaction to it is, “Awesome, no false start and less penalties! It finally seems like they’reactuallyplaying a game!”

> Brandon Sanderson
> well-written

Yes, surfers are notorious for wanting to attract more surfers to the lineup. It’s why we have a reputation for being so welcoming to newcomers and visitors.

Only if this scene was recreated between stallone and Creed’s son would it have been deserving of an “A”.