I’ve really been enjoying this performance art piece titled “Los Angeles Lakers: Basketball Team.”

The fact that they wouldn’t shoot you, just because it’s illegal, makes me wonder about their NY pizza cred.

THAT AIN’T A PIZZA, SON

Yeah, well, fuck commenters who comment on people’s comments about comments to point out comments commenting on comment...ers... who... shit. I’m lost.

Of coarse he’s wrong. Whatever he’s eating may be delicious, but it sounds like some sort of open face sandwich, not a pizza.

Turkey bacon is a lie from the pit of hell.

How so? I went to Pizza College and have a doctorate in Pizzaology and hold the esteemed chair of the Raffaele Esposito college at OXFURD!

I’m the actual expert here.

There is the GROSSEST looking little pizza place by me, the pizza is fucking amazing. And no there is no bullshit options. I live in hipsterville and I have tried said pizza’s fuck that.

Counterpoint: #AllToppingsMatter

I respect your answer.

Maybe I do. I'm not sure.

I’m sorry, I think you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a shit. I’m a part-time Hot Taeker myself. The fact people get riled up about me saying the original question asker was wrong in his choice of pizza gives me great pleasure. Good day.

I don't like you.

You probably haven’t had big sausage pizza then. It will change your mind.

they’re so hipster that they already liked something cool and now hate what they liked and now like Pizza Hut because that’s what they do.

Until you are issued discovery requesting the specific info/documentation or the information/documentation at issue is subpoenad - you are under no obligation to maintain it.

As an Italian, I can say with full certainty that if Italians had known about buffalo sauce, they would have mixed it with chicken and tossed it on top of a pizza. It’s like a less tomato-ey version of fra diavolo sauce, and I’ve had that on a pizza before from an old-school Italian place.

HOT TAEK!

Got two slices of pizza for lunch. Buffalo chicken and Hawaiian. Ate the buffalo chicken first, which was basically the most perfect slice of pizza ever. Then the Hawaiian: It was bad, and ruined both my entire afternoon and the glorious flavor the buffalo chicken injected. Should I have eaten them in reverse order?…

I watched the Portland Timbers-FC Dallas game instead of the NFL game, and was much more entertained. There are penalties, but there’s only 1 ref and the rules are much simpler, meaning no confused discussions between geriatrics.