They can’t do that to our monitors! Only we can do that to our monitors!

Irish hurlers were last seen at Fenway when literally any sporting event was held there.

He’s a 22 year old football bro who has millions of dollars on his lone work free week of the football season. This is not surprising.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

This guy is certainly in the running.

Fine but in the 60’s they would have arrested the Panthers.

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

While back on break from college, I went out on the annual Black Wednesday barcrawl and don’t recall leaving the bars. I woke up at 7am on my family room floor in a bathing suit. Apparently, I had come home at 2am, kicked in my little sister’s door and tried to sleep in her bed. I was coerced out of room by my mother,…

I walked in on my parents burning off some calories after the meal.

There’s always an email or two floating around with someone’s stupid remarks on record. This is the rule of the workplace. People can not refrain from being stupid.

First one to put that out there wins.

It’s been clear over the past few seasons that the Lions work very hard to censor what people can say about them. Specifically, they’ve made it nearly impossible to say things like “the Lions look pretty impressive this year” or “I’ll give up the points and take the Lions.”

...a five-person group led by a German citizen...

Disagree, nothing wrong with this.

And what happens when that center is LaMarcus Aldridge or Tim Duncan, and Curry is being hounded by Kawhi Leonard and Danny Green?

A year. And we both quit our jobs. But to be fair, I do work in software. However, I don’t make a squillion bucks a year, I was doing startup stuff mostly (seed funded startups pay garbage, but they’re fun) and my girlfriend is a school psychologist, so yeah, we weren’t rolling in it.

I stayed on Namotu in Fiji for a week. Roughly $4500/pp. I was without children at the time, could never afford that now.

Now I can’t stop imagining Seth Rogen starring in a sequel to “Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetly Derpee Derpee Dumb”.

The month off is still a nice trick.