You should see the other posts he has done. They are literal shit.

He can’t possibly be in a coma as he drinks special water that prevents head injuries and such.

My reaction to it is, “Awesome, no false start and less penalties! It finally seems like they’reactuallyplaying a game!”

So broken leg, status probable for next week?

He really liked that Steve Jobs movie.

good pizza: a type of food that is to be desired or approved of

Touche’ sir.

I can eat it, but it does not taste good. I just can’t take the ass heat.

Coming from world’s worst kinjaer. Also, I just awarded that to you to prove my point. Quite the feat. Congrats?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I don’t think you know how the internets works. I state something and it is fact.

Time to check you into assisted living, grandpa.

My sincerest apologies, I had no clue as to how offensive I was being. I am sorry.

You got that right! I was never an associate or law intern, for clarification. Just an engineering student who answered phones and did research for cases, made copies, took notes in depositions, baby sat clients kids, did IT work, etc. etc.. I think the estate ones were more jury cases, but I can’t remember all of…

Yup, totes.

um, what?

I believe you’re the first sane person in this thread. Thank you for that.

How so? I went to Pizza College and have a doctorate in Pizzaology and hold the esteemed chair of the Raffaele Esposito college at OXFURD!

I’m the actual expert here.

um, what?

Lost me at gronk, but ok.