Since you asked: Turkeys should not fuck pigs to make turkey pigs, or as i like to call them Porkeys(pork+turkey).

How was that? I’m tired. It’s past lunch and I haven’t had lunch.

No, Texas with an extreme concentration of exNYers. Its odd to say the least. Florida is expected high #of exNYer’s

um, what?

Fuck... I have no countercounterpoint.

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I’m all for some research into this...

Thanks?

I’m sorry, I think you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a shit. I’m a part-time Hot Taeker myself. The fact people get riled up about me saying the original question asker was wrong in his choice of pizza gives me great pleasure. Good day.

You probably haven’t had big sausage pizza then. It will change your mind.

Honest answer: It does not agree with my taste buds or stomach. Instant diarrhea if buffalo sauce gets in my system.

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they’re so hipster that they already liked something cool and now hate what they liked and now like Pizza Hut because that’s what they do.

I Agree that my use of the word hipster and artisan were most likely due to the anger that welled up inside of me due to the fact that not everyone has ready access to amazing pizza. I forget the world is mostly stuck with Pizza Hut, Peyton Manning’s alcoholic friend’s pizza, dominos etc.

Agreed. I was just angry and voicing my FREEE SPEEEECH and called it artisan, but even those artisans screw up things.

I store it in a hut. A Pizza Hut, if you will...

Oh I’ve tried most all types of pizzas. Then I had the worlds most perfect pepperoni pizza and realized that everything else in life just wasn’t that good. Sadly, the gentleman who made it passed away and his family just can’t get the pizza right. Everything is still freshly made but its missing whatever the old man…

I’m hoping the reason you haven’t tried it is because there is a plethora of high quality mom and pop pizza joints around you that only serve good pizza.

HOT TAEK!

I did something similar during my college job as a law firm do everything guy. Since I wasn’t an associate, I could troll through facebook and stuff and give them a pretty unbiased report of what was going on between two parties(not knowing which was the client). They didn’t let associates do that because they already…