“This was clearly a hilarious comedy, you just didn’t get the jokes.” - Jeff Sessions

Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

Hawaii’s statehood was delayed for a number of years by Southern conservatives who were appalled at the prevalence of miscegenation there, most notably Sam Rayburn. You think Jefferson Beauregard Sessions thinks that Hawaii is really part of the United States? When he was growing up it was nothing but a military…

I posted this down in the grays, but it bears repeating. Two important issues to consider.

current president:

I think we all know who Trump should hire to clean up that kitchen; I think they’d get along really well.

He’s right: the Civil War was unnecessary. The South didn’t need to use slave labor and could have abolished it. The South didn’t need to form and army or an ad hoc government. They didn’t need to make a terribly backed currency or try and be an independent country.

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

This man is a hero. The courage it must take to be an outspoken and highly-visible abortion provider in this day and age, when you have seen your colleagues killed, and in the face of rabid anti-choice activists and legislation, is tremendous. I fervently wish for his continued safety.

Haha I just posted the same before I scrolled down. As soon as I saw the pics of Gorka was like oh shit, it’s Mike, if Mike was a bigger dick.

And there was Mike in Spaced...

Sam Bee did a great take-down of this fraud and Nazi.

I think this is pretty spot-on and is something I’ve been saying to folks for years now. It really hit home to me in the closing weeks of the 2012 election during the peak of the “unskew the polls” phenomenon. The rubes were eating this shit up as usual, but then it became obvious that plenty of actual power players…

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

When Trump dies in jail, what’s the over/under on Melania marrying Putin?

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”