The one that didn’t count might be his best.

I had a football game on what seemed to be one of the hottest day’s I’ve ever lived through. Us linemen tend to sweat in the heat, which meant that day we were all soaked by the time halftime arrived. My fellow lineman buddy sitting next to me decided he wasn’t going to expend anymore energy than was neccesary as long…

And the fan showed more talent than Alabama’s kick returners.

Mel Gibson?

Adrian Peterson says it’s okay because that’s how the 49er fan was raised.

You start as a small, young Jewish child living in the northern suburbs of Chicago riding your bike grumbling to yourself that your mean kosher parents that don’t let you eat bacon made you miss your baseball game by signing you up for weeknight Hebrew class. Barely dodging a speeding soccer mom in leggings and a…

Peterson will claim his kid fell off the cliff with him to explain the next set of injuries.

“I kind of relate myself to Vince Wilfork,” she said

At least he can’t throw the ball away to stop the clock.

Same old Jay.

Box of tissues right next to it...

What’s worse is when you get your look just right then you put on an even cooler looking helm only to have have your face/horns/ears sticking out of it.

When did the Bronco’s bring Chris Conte in to be their mascot?

Another preseason injury. They need to lower the number of games.

Can’t imagine what atrocities made you quit before.

There’s still room for, “2012: Passed on RGIII”

Who needs pine tar after eating a few orange slices.

I might just get a Depends dash button to put on my desk at work. Anytime someone I don’t want to talk to walks over just make a weird face, clench your abs, and reach for the button. Problem solved.

I might just get a Depends dash button to put on my desk at work. Anytime someone I don’t want to talk to walks over…

Did they have time for corporations and politicians cloaking themselves in SUPPORT OUR TROOPS bullshit instead?