Dez thought it was an out.

No NFL Blitz 2000?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, here’s a few more words, Bears equipment manager was collecting autographs for two sick kids stuck in the hospital one day from the kids’ favorite Bears. One Robbie Gould, the other Jay Cutler. Gould signed no problem, was happy to help. Cutler said, “Fuck off, that shit just…

I say let Brady play but give him half-inflated footballs and instead of headsets the Patriots coaching staff can only text each other on broken cell phones.

The only thing worse than the Bears is Malort.

Crystal Light is one option I use. Easy to make and low calorie.

Baby carrots are my go-to when gaming.

If the internship doesn’t open the doors for her, it wasn’t raised properly. You should always open and hold the door for women.

He just confirmed he bats lefty.

At least the Gus from Albuquerque had some success.

If he invests the $5.1 million he tried to hide that’s at least $200k/year if if he’s conservatively investing it and he would still maintain the initial investment. This is more than acceptable to help that child.

“Did we really land on the moon?” -Zach Mettenberger, watching Dumb and Dumber

They’d sell more copies if they used Morgan’s body paint photo from Sport’s Illustrated.

Part of me laughed, part died when I saw 6-3 (2OT)

At least Conte doesn’t steal crab legs...

Maybe we’ll get an Airfield to go with our Shityard, I mean Shipyard.

They’d be better off spending the money on Lebron rather than losing to him in their new arena.

Give him a break, Favre thought he could slide between the gap in his teeth.

Pluto has more modern technology than the Middle East.

Yes means yes.