Reese's Puffs need to be in there

See Jules, the funny thing about my collarbone is that it's located...

Sounds like Boosters will just have to keep paying people under the table as usual.

Since when does D3 give out free tuition?

They should change the give-away from blankets too.

If you need Tom Emanski to know not to watch right field while running second to third, go watch soccer.

The MLB should allow coaches to be on the field to help base runners know what's going on behind them and tell them what to do.

He totally stole that move from Billy Chapel.

Alabama's obesity rate seems well represented here.

The wheelchair ramp is for Johnny Knox not his kids.

Nice of him to include enough for all of Antonio Cromartie's kids.

I'm just impressed he didn't spill a drop of beer through all of that.