“We spoke to Jezebel, a popular Kardashian news site, on Twitter today...”

As a proud member of Menstrual Cup Club, I am obligated to follow the first rule of Menstrual Cup Club, which is you always talk about Menstrual Cup Club.

Hard to be politically correct and courteous when you can die any day of the week.

Nobody wants a laissez-faire police department. People want the police to just do their jobs legally. You’re a liar with a transparent agenda.

They are more afraid of going to jail for doing their jobs properly than they are of getting shot on duty.

Right now they can go to jail for following Supreme Court decisions such as Illinois v. Wardlow. The Baltimore States Attorney’s Office essentially overturned the Supreme Court’s decision.

When my teenaged boys were babies, back in the early days of Internet Complaining (1997—2003), things were different. What changed between now and then was not an increase in germs or a bend in the physical boundaries of airplanes, but a rise in the paranoia around flying and the increasingly infuriating experience…

... you do not want to catch me in a foul fucking mood if you think that was nasty.

How about we all just live two doors down from our families so there’s no travel necessary? Or none of our children get to know their cousins / grandparents / parents’ places of origin? How about nobody gets to bring home their recently adopted kids because you can’t fly with them? I’m all for flights that are more…

Crying children irritate me just as much as the next person, but the last time I checked, this is goddamn America, and I recognize your right to be on that plane, same as me. Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go because your child might, I dunno, ACT LIKE WE ALL DID…

If you don’t want to give yourself an aneurysm, don’t read the comments on the FB pic the model posted of this cover: https://www.facebook.com/NicoleTrunfioO…

but I get to see a baby tushie!

What a strange expression they managed to choose for the cover. Otherwise, props for the brown and blue Renaissance Venus symbolism, and the overall message. Also, young mothers, don’t breastfeed in suede.

Miller himself has also been an open proponent of GMOs.

From the actual CDC study: “While there is no consensus on optimal IPI, research has shown that short intervals (less than 18 months) and long intervals (60 months or more) were associated with higher risks of adverse health outcomes.”

Also: “However, further studies are needed to assess whether IPI is independently…

The problems with availability of the currently-used drugs are not that they’re obscure or difficult to find drugs — it’s that manufacturers don’t want their products used for executions. So they won’t sell to the state prison systems, they won’t sell to pharmacies that won’t sign contracts saying they won’t resell to…

When someone wears one of my headlines on an airplane and gets kicked off for the words "grotesque anal sex trend" or "wish feet had vaginas for banging?" emblazoned on their chest, I will absolutely refer to it as vulgar. I know what I'm about, son.

I wouldn't be flying that Texas state flag too high.

Worse state in the Union.

You know you're an asshole when even Canada, the politest country in the world, is like ERMPH. BACK UP, TURN AROUND, WALK AWAY.