Mark, I feel like you don't own Fiestaware. Those dishes are the jam and I would absolutely throw a rock at someone if they tried to touch mine. And if you have discontinued colors, it's a bitch to find the whole set (mine are not and I still had to wait weeks for some of them to come back in stock). That might be the…

... tabasco? More like tobascNO! Just no. No.

You'll eventually be replaced by someone younger and better, but work really hard and they'll let you be a janitor and live in the basement.

Every Christmas I would get new tinkerbell products, and then spend my evening in the bathroom pampering myself.

But before bonne bell, there was Tinkerbell cosmetics. I've loved beauty products since I was a child.

Be nice to our guests or you won't be invited back.

You can have a difference of opinion without putting people down. Try it!

You being old is clearly not the issue here.

Erin's eyebrow game is on point.

Love this! I try to dress like this all the time, but I am a completely different body type than Erin. I don't exude 'badass' when I attempt this style the way it does on her. Maybe she's just a badass?

nailed it

*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

When I pitched this yesterday, Kate told me it didn't sound so bad so I was going to ship one of these envelopes to her. Emma forbade it because the people who clean shouldn't have to deal with it. She also refused to give me Kate's home address, so I'm having a meeting with HR next week about hostile working…

While I'm inclined to think that most teenage girls who go on Dr. Phil could probably stand for some sort of attitude adjustment, I'm also inclined to think that Dr. Phil is not the person to be giving said adjustment.

After watching this trailer, I realized just how much I want all movies to aspire to be "the best acted, coolest looking Lifetime movie ever made." YASSS.

nope, it's not like Forida. Louisiana is f'd up in a way more complex and interesting way. Florida is 100% obvious in it's utter awfulness.

I'm hoping it's because he stole the mascot animal of the Derry High School Dairy Cows on the rich side of town and led it into the third floor girls' bathroom and it had to be lifted out by crane and it was the best prank EVER and everybody wanted to elect him Prom King but the principal was a total buzzkill and put…

too delicious 4 him