look at the hillary shills already crafting their ‘blame millennials’ narrative when trump wins. fucking pathetic.

if he had $4 million why isnt he smiling?

they still need a token hill to die on post in case someone tries to make them work in the world the rest of us live in again

GOTTTTTEMMMMMMMM

w0uld anyone care to hear the implications this will have for my fantasty football team?

deadspin traditionally hates pearl jam. more for us, i say.

nerdiness was invented by white people. PoC appropriated it.

you might want to direct your vitriol at this group of 14- to 18-year-old girls

what the ever-living fuck

there’s porn hiding in bing? you dont say

great post!

they do this shit all the time.....gawker is dead, guys, let it go.

thomas piketty asks hamilton to fact check him so shut the fuck up

yeah, because there’s no incentive not to! jfc.......

i was referring to the various errant drone strikes while she was sec of state but ya of course you dont hold hillary reponsible

yes, now’s the time to be pedantic when it conveniently obfuscates all the blood on hillary’s hands (this is not a benghazi reference, to be clear)

i was 14 and just gotten off a 3 hour bus ride to the leaning tower of pisa. i’ve never had to take a shit so bad in my life and could barely walk without squirting shit down my leg. i waddled across the green to the bathroom and tipped the attendant to use the first available stall. that’s when i found out not…

smart! im sure the women of the middle east will welcome feminism(tm)‘s drone strikes with open arms!

to feminism! congrats

hillary’s strategy for peace is bombing indiscriminate targets in the middle east. so, yeah, i dont love the wifi thing but she’s certainly more palatable given the alternatives.