oh god i cant wait to hear this

Hillary will bomb the middle east and downplay civilian casualties just like Obama. Is that a moderately better proposal than her challengers? I guess you could make a case.

white feminism needs hillary to justify their oppression- she’ll keep the status quo under the obama admin going while offering up platitudes to ‘strong women’ as she launches errant missile strikes on unpronounceable middle east regions. i’m happy for all you white women, getting yours and all, but i’m hopeful PoC…

cool story

gentrifiers writing about gentrifiers. what a world!

good memory before they leave oakland

does deadspin always RT their friends or

get rid of helmets

sane people dont actually believe the patriots cheat, right?

can you highlight the ones i can have sex with

from CT, can confirm

rutgers doesn’t deserve to be in the big 10

oh please you loved that

i always feel like i was born in the wrong decade

lol @ drew

sorry for being a fucking n00b but second time ive seen this pic today-whats the context?

okay so the concourse is just secretly gawker now, right?

Politics Twitter is what happens when you spend so long rehearsing what you’re going to say to your racist/not-racist-enough uncle at Thanksgiving that it breaks your brain.

there’s always jelqing

yeah even before this he would joke about his prior scandals in a very unsettling way