This is a Sister Act I’d like to meet on the 24-Hour Turn Around bus to Vegas! Literally the best nuns ever. I bet a dollar they are also girlfriends.

I want to ring your doorbell even more now.

Meghan McCain lacks the basic human skills to demonstrate empathy or compassion, The fact that she still Stan’s for Trump after him saying terrible things about her father* demonstrates what a terrible person she is.

I feel like there should be some Seal News and the leading story is “What young seals are doing now will shock you! Tonight our reporter talks about the new craze hitting the beach this fall Ealing and how you can identify if your seal pup is doing it too.”

If they actually purchased $1.5 million in face value debt for $12,500, this must have been the worst sort of garbage zombie debt that the original creditors had long since given up on collecting and was being traded for pennies on the dollar by scam artists. 

If something isn’t part of your job description then don’t do it? But if you work admin in an office those are standard tasks, tho.

FFS stop comparing AI to rape. This is why vegans are decidedly unfeminist and awful.

We are fucking poor children on the daily, whether their parents are in jail or not. As a teacher and parent, the growing disparities between rich and poor are now even more apparent. Take for example a recent “send-your-kid-a-gift day at my son’s public elementary school, put on by the PTA. For $2 you can send your…

There’s a very good chance those woman may not have been convicted of anything.

But when you talk to their girlfriends, it’s like back to the fifties, straight up. They won’t do it, and if they really hafta (‘cause those girlfriends are not idiots), they evade, escape, find excuses. And even when you manage to pin them down, using a whip and a chair, they’ll botch the job in any way possible.

Because the context of the song has changed with the times. It’s old context is irrelevant now. Those social norms of the 1950's are gone and forgotten by everyone accept aficionados of the 1950's. So now the meaning of the song has changed. Its like how language changes and the people who feel the need to defend the…

But did they find shirts that are completely opaque? Opaque to the point that it doesn’t matter what color bra I’m wearing? Those are really effing hard to find and I’ve worn the life out of most of the ones I have. No, the solution isn’t to layer two shirts or wear a camisole underneath. If I’m paying for a shirt, it…

Someone plagiarized from my college paper for his MA! Six years later I finally called his school and confronted him via email. The bastard threatened to sue me after they revoked his masters!

Good people live longer than bad people.

This comment is intriguing to me in the context you have for SNL. The musical guests have always been the least interesting part of SNL for me and always fast forward them. I still watch very regularly but to put it in context, my main SNL years were Adam Sandler - Will Farrell/ Tina Fay

yep, and it gives me an excuse to use one of my favorites for the 2nd time today.

“Cardi B has daughter and suddenly realizes being called “that bitch” is not empowering for women. “

They want that share of the market that H&M captured a while ago.

I met with a staffer in his office on Planned Parenthood Lobby Day- she was legit one of the most hateful people I have ever encountered in my life. I’ve met a lot of conservative ignorant assholes in Texas but I was absolutely bowled over by how disdainful she was about the whole process of having to listen to…

To be honest, I don’t know the difference between a bridal shower and a bachelorette party. On account of the fact that I’m british and we don’t do them (they’ve not started to slowly creep in from TV/movies yet like baby showers have) so I’ve never been to one. We do have hen (bachelorette) parties with penis straws…