Right? And isn’t he 80+ now? Not sure I would most likely call him healthy

Married to a movie star who publicly said he got cancer from going down on you?

Megan, get better inspiration. Be proud of what you accomplish, not what you have. She did win the Oscar but that’s not what she’s bragging about. She’s rubbing it in that her life is better than most by virtue of wealth. But, you “feel” empowered.

No one is asking her to apologize, because no one has thought about her in years.

so who exactly is asking her to apologize for these things? and i am sorry, but i don’t see this as empowerment but as smug.

Oh yeah? Well I’m done apologizing for being fat, old, drunk, broke, and that thing I keep doing even though people really seem to hate it!

Wonder if that Chicago cop (Steve?) who was doing security came back after his own show flopped.

As much as I love to suspend disbelief, the flagrant bullshit of the Warrens shits me no end. The Lutzes, on the other hand, although still gargantuan frauds, are a lot more interesting.

Because “eww, vaginas are icky”

I am incredibly annoyed that they’re still making “based on a true story” movies about those notorious frauds. The Warrens were hucksters and con artists, can’t we just invent two completely fictional people to play Buffy the Vampire Slayer in these dumb things so we stop adding to their utterly ridiculous mystique?

she didnt lose her license because she danced for social media - she lost her license because she is an incompetent hack who doesnt know how to do her fucking job the correct way.

Dude always seemed like one of those ‘slimy’ types.

Haha! Me too...”wut, your parents were worried about you sleeping with your siblings?”

Pizza guys don’t drive cars in NY. They’re usually on bicycles and occasionally scooters.

Like the majority of Muslims, Trump is “pro-life” and opposed to gay marriage, Iran, ISIS, and illegal immigration.

Charlotte was my fashion icon. Period. End O story.

It’s this, to a fair extent. He’s the guy you know who got promoted to a manager/executive position, is grossly unqualified for it, and everyone in the office knows it. Except here, that lack of skill is on prominent display for the entire country. He couldn’t keep in character on SNL, his acting career was a joke,…

Dogma

On the plus side, this address marked the first time in Fallon’s career he didn’t break into giggles during a set.

How can you be a champion for human rights when you describe yourself as someone who can’t emotionally relate to other people and is generally apathetic?