Got it backwards.

Please, I do that anyway.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Now THAT’S being ruined by betts! — Art Schlichter

I believe sea level has risen from all the balls Trump has hit into the water while golfing at Mar a Lago.

You know Pluto’s still not going to sleep with you, right?

#FleeTo

54 holes is too many holes. it’s hard to even figure out what to do with 3.

And everyone in Minnesota wearing a Twins hat is a member of the Milwaukee Brewers for some reason...

Did you not know that? Also, everyone in Minnesota wearing a white cap is a member of 34th Street Doughboys.

“And the only winner here are casinos, in my opinion.”

if the ball actually hits your leg where its trajectory would have otherwise resulted in its hitting the wicket, then yes, that’s LBW.

Dude, that shit plays forever.

It’s now a nation of legal constructs that are people.

This is the more accurate assessment. These people are all so, so fucking stupid. It’s truly astounding.

No, it will make Watergate look like an ingenious feat of planning by criminal masterminds.

My neighbor claims that squirrels chewed her wiring, but I just keep telling her it’s a VW.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

And it still stars a rapist.