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“Grand Duchy” would’ve worked, too.

The irony award goes to Jeb! and The Holograms for deleting my reply.

It’s not shown on the signage, but that $5.45 hot dog in Georgetown comes with a 2018/19 season ticket to the Wizards, so that price is particularly insulting.

Even Thompson and Love, when they break up the “fight,” seem to be like “I can’t believe we have to pretend to take his side on this.”

LeBron’s play is unimpeachable but he must be a bad teammate, right? Seems like no one’s ever really liked him except for Wade?

I made the mistake of going to a restaurant late at night near our local campus during drunk week. What a shitshow.

This is sad and all too similar to the endless number of women who are physically and emotionally abused, only to decline to press charges and/or leave.

For real, I’m 26 and I already think of 19 year olds as way too young emotionally. There’s a lot of brain development that goes on during that time.

I also teach in college. In my mid 40s, it is especially difficult for me to even see them as sexual creatures most of the time because I have kids their age (granted my son is the youngest 20 year old you’ll meet - autism tends to have that impact). I mean I know they are engaging in sexual activities at one level,

Ha! I work at university too, but I’m a 30 year old woman, so I especially laugh at the idea of finding the dudes...attractive?? I always thought, “Why do people think 21 year olds are such hot shit???” There’s very few that don’t have a, “YOU ARE A CHILD” demeanor. I can only guess it stems from TV/movie roles where

My first bike was a Monster 900. I loved it from a performance stand-point, but if you ride a lot the maintenance can be pretty burdensome. My BMW is a 1200 boxer, so it’s somewhere in the middle of the character/performance/reliability plot of the HD or a Ducati.

Nothing says well thought out idea like putting a bunch of small text on the back of a bus sandwiched between “Stay back 1000 feet.”

Guzzi for me. But I’m an Apriliaisti already. Aircooled ditch pumps should be pointed the right direction.

I’m a 32 year-old white male who just sold his third Harley-Davidson and bought his first BMW bike and will never look back!

And dudes trying to tell you that loud pipes save lives because they don’t understand the Doppler effect...

But it’s a twofer. Creepy and misogynistic at the same time.

Meanwhile, in the Phillie dugout Gabe Kaplar armed with his coconut oil, beats to a different drum...

(with the exception of Price, who seems to exist to piss people off)

Brock Holt playing the tin can