This Sox team is so damn likable.

Be Best, kidney

Maybe, but Joey, Tommy and Mick don’t hand you tax forms along with your winnings...

They should be happy. Now they can live somewhere that’s not in the middle of the fucking desert.

I thought it was a little weird and premature that Cleveland gave him a standing ovulation when he arrived.

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

So don’t trust 99% of persons living within 1 hour of the City of Atlanta..... Can do!

I’m pretty sure this is Robocar’s goal:

Statisticy goodness.

Fire and Bridgestone

Chill. It’s a bear in a snake suit.

Considering that, as can clearly be seen in the header image, he is a Confederate officer who arrived here after stumbling upon a wormhole, he’s actually quite progressive.

Shut the fuck up. Do you troll your newspapers asking why they report murders, but don’t mention all of the people in your town that DIDN’T get murdered this week?

He didn’t say he didn’t believe you. He said it was irrelevant. Keep up.

It’s big boy season 

I’d like to meet this guy and tell him tanks for this.

And they make a fine boot to boot.

Shortly afterwards, the gator announced that it was forming a union with Hamilton Nolan.

Islam is a Abrahamic religion, therefore closer to Christianity than Sikhism.