I’m really happy for him, Cocaine use is a lot more widely accepted in the UK.

NP, but only if it has the optional De Sade package.

It looks like he got a dirty sanchez from papa smurf.

@PreetBharara for NY AG!

I support this, if only because I’m reasonably sure the “We’re going to be more like European soccer” press conference will bring about a great reaction from the fanbase.

I’ve tried to not like the Golden Knights (yes, I’m a grumpy old hockey fan). But watching Fleury play has been incredible. Mr. PissReekingOcelot and I were discussing Tuukka Rask’s lackluster showing in comparison to Fleury’s poise and skill, and what a difference. Tuukka may not have been able to save the Bruins no…

Now, if only the NFL could bring back the on-field ambulance...

You’ve got to be kidding me.

Not trying to defend the OP cause he’s a dipshit, but in the working-to-middle class, public school suburbia I grew up in lacrosse was not considered a preppy or elitist sport; it’s what the guys who played football played in the spring. Not a Thurston or Braxton in sight. Just a bunch of dudes named Sean that…

“I didn’t see any Ohio State players go after him.”

Yes. This. I have a nephew who played at a very high level of youth hockey with teammates who were sons of NHL players and coaches. They actually travelled nationally for tournaments. He played club hockey in college to which he went on an academic scholarship. I think three of his teammates played college hockey.…

The NBA would prefer it if Drake just come into the arena and satin peace

I’m 48 and played three sports from Kindy through college. In normal youth leagues, the crazy parents were nowhere to be found. But in the Select leagues, you started to see it more, and those parents were LOUD with their crazy. By the time I was making regional all-star teams in baseball (early to mid 80s), the…

Chances of keeping that job? Squat.

He’s setting a good example for athletes throughout the area, showing them how to leave it all on the field.

I think I still prefer the roar of the mighty (mini) Ford 300 Inline 6:

I like this rebuild video.

Anyone who votes CP should leave Jalopnik forever.

+1 Mary Kate & Ashley Feinberg