Don’t talk to me about the most expensive double of your career.

If you need him, Pierre MacGuire will be in the bathroom.

Bad luck on that spin. Now the question is will he accept his 3 games or risk doubling it for a chance at a clean slate in the Fire Pit?

THIS IS RIGGED THATS NOT TARGETING THEY NEVER Call THE PENALTY ON LEBRON ILL NEVER WATCH AGAIN

My favorite part of any Billy piece is the moment where I scroll to the comments when my patience runs out.

It was Lovren’s clearance that went off Milner for the own goal.

Perfect solution: everyone, let’s send them our thoughts and prayers.

Also, she clearly traveled. They never call traveling in professional poker.

I can’t wait for the inevitable backlash from white MRAs.

I’m going with a barely-CP. It’s a surplus M105A2 or M416 bed away from perfect.

i can imagine few crimes more fowl.

The NRA has told Trump that, under no circumstances, is he ever to congratulate a black man for taking a gun out of the hands of a white man.

“You know what you signed up for when you entered that Waffle House.”

Congratulations, you have just been appointed to the NYT Editorial staff.

These guys from Houston sure know how to spin a story, which only serves to confirm what Trevor Bauer has been saying all along.

Once I was at a Mexican restaurant that had a condiment on the table that was superior to any equivalent product I had had before, and had never seen in stores or online. I politely asked the server if I could purchase a container of said condiment from the restaurant’s supply. They said it was an unusual request but w…

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

Anyone complaining about Africans of any description while they’re trying to sell me something aren’t getting my money. It may not be racist, but it’s sure as hell racist-adjacent.

Yes. Yes it was. It’ll be at Mercy Hospital for a week.