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Could I just get some more Wildlands DLC?

Don’t want to lose like that? Win in regulation.

Exactly why I intend to keep playing Classic. I’d rather reread a great book than keep forcing my way through its sequel I hate.

Hey, I was Thunderlord too! If I ever ganked you, I’m not sorry.

+1 for the drinking game I wish I knew about while in college.

Impregnates Otters: Check

Jordan would have played PUBG with all of them so he could gamble on it.

Look who wandered into Azeroth.

You have a buttfour on your shirt.

I know I’m only one person but I was heavily considering crossing sides with the next gen of consoles just to play MLB. I’m sure I can’t be the only one.

Inspired by Jim Cooke's 2014 masterpiece 

I’d have to assume a room full of accountants and actuaries found the dual pipeline manufacturing costs would be sustainable by capturing enough market share with two consoles aimed at different niches in the market. 

Did they move to a small college town in South Carolina?

Hope you stayed for the 5th Quarter!

With Rodgers returning to greatness, Dalton had to bring balance to the force.

Nashville is just redneck LA.

Forget systems, accuracy, etc...

More PS4 Exclusive content? This is getting ridiculous.

I was always taught it was smallpox not small ball that led to the Braves’ elimination. Guess I was wrong.