Somewhere in Chicago was Joe Maddon engorged on wine yelling at his TV to get Kershaw off the mound so Bellinger could pitch to Soto.

They need to take helmets out of the game. It would slow the game down and force people to use proper techniques. 

Not saying paralysis isn’t terrible but I guarantee you most if not all severely burned people would love to not feel anything from the neck down if given the choice.

+1000000 nanobubbles

I’d be more upset at the guy who looked at strike 3 to end the game.

Here’s to hoping after Acuna’s next homer he pulls stationary out of his back pocket and trots the bases while jotting a note of apology for Molina to deliver to the mound. Maybe he can slip a crisp $20 in there too as a reminder he’s a decade younger and has a contract twice the size as the veteran.

She showered with them too? Tricia!

The large disparity made the AI seem much more tactical as well once engaged going on the offense and pushing to flank instead of peaking every 10 seconds from a covered location.

The fact that Counsell admitted after the game he realized Hader had no slider to work with and he kept him in to face one of the greatest young hitters in the game with the bases loaded was the brutal error. The guy throws two pitches. Soto knew all he had to do was sit for a fastball.

$39k/mo for a 2 hour IV medication infusion. Hit that max-oop real fast every year, which is nice since I’m picking up a $3000 week supply of antibiotics this afternoon.

Another five the Patriots have it on film.

Being the big, slow power hitter in little league, my most humiliating moment was the frozen rope I hit directly to the center fielder on one hop who came up firing to first base for the dreaded 8-3 putout. What made the other team’s laughing worse was the dead silence from my teammates and parents watching in…

Am I the only one that bought Overwatch thinking it was MLB the Show? Guess not.

Now this is what I scroll to the bottom of the page looking for.

What else do biscuits pray for?

Never realized Matthew Broderick was Simba til today. Holy shit.

Does Reggie Jackson count for being the movie villain in The Naked Gun? I’d choose him.

You’ve missed the joke.

You’re right, it should read “was on the 2006 Chicago Bears squad that played the Colts in the Super Bowl that featured the Chicago Bears and Indianapolis Colts.”