You win the internet today! Everyone else can go home for a long weekend.

Just consider us forever in uncharted water (pun intended) from now on.

They stole my Boy Scout pinewood derby design! I’m outraged!!!!

The Jays are the biggest cry-babies in baseball. They seem to want to “throw-down” at anything that they consider a slight to themselves. My Rangers are going to Toronto soon and I can’t wait to see what complaints they try to bring up. Fuck the Blue Jays.

In other news....sky is blue and water is wet, tonight at 9:00!

I’m just mad, because I did the same thing and still didn’t get one.

humble-brag

Came here to just say Miley Cyrus actually has a pretty smile when she isn’t sticking out her tongue.

What’s scary is that the human cheeto-in-chief has proven that this sort of campaign will get you elected. “God help us all” is right....

Drumph remains adamant that more Patriots come to the White House than when they visited Obama.

You might get your wish when the Blue Jays come back into town and he tries to start shit with Odor again, lol. I’ll be there just to boo the ever fucking crap out of that @$$hole!

Scotch.....lots and lots of Scotch......

Well, the Blue Jays are a bunch of classless assholes, so we shouldn’t be surprised when their fans turn out to be the same.

You mean like when he takes the field?

Sorry, he’s our National Hero.

Sounds like he did everything right....except confused the lanes which I can completely understand.

I want to hear his reaction when he realizes that he confused the two.

All Saiyan hair colors matter

Does this mean he wants to bring in bad players? He’s turning into the “Rachel Phelps” on the East Coast. Maybe he wants to move the team to Montreal with that backwards thinking.

What is “sports climbing”? Parkor?