Your scheme needs more meth.

Even if she did kill her husband, as between her, Doc Antle, Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe, and the various other big cat/private zoo owners, she remains by far the closest thing to a decent person among the whole lot of them.

Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.

Forgive me if i have the details wrong but i believe in the source material Renfri is far more mercenary and intends to lure the wizard out by slaughtering the towns folk and Geralt is more or less forced into butchering Renfri’s gang to save the people (who turn on him as all they see are the corpses he left by preemp…

I was more mad about the dead animals, mostly because I think you’ve got the storytelling purposes twisted.

̶N̶e̶t̶f̶l̶i̶x̶’̶s̶ The Witcher Is More About Politics Than Monster Hunting.

Isn’t he too short to be a Universe Warrior?

Fuck literally every part of that sentiment.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

... whatever.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

So I’m bored at work......

Sino wave generator.

I’m still not convinced Cavill has the range to portray Geralt’s dry whit. I know people say he was good in Man from UNCLE but his Superman had all of the charisma of a potato.

STARS

OF COURSE R. Kelly lives at Trump Tower. 

Begging Eric to take you back?

Struggling to imagine a sadder scenario than “begging Donald Trump Jr to take you back”.