So not this ? 

Bless your heart.

Easily, EASILY one of my favorite games of the NES era. I rented it so many times, the owner for the video store let me keep it eventually.

citation needed

Did it ever occur to you that they climbed and Emotional Mount Everest? Perhaps, they finally were coming to terms with a childhood trauma or deep dark family secret. YOU DON’T KNOW THEIR STORY!

And now you’re 13?

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

We don’t, though. I mean, there’s literally a known rapist on the Supreme Court.

Critics who saw it at the Venice Film Festival last year also noted its extreme violence, with one critic calling it “some of the most atrocious on-screen violence in recent memory.”

America is wrong. Onions are good. 

Arr Arr Dowd

“ye best start believing in AV Clubs...You’re in one!”

Bring back Keaton as old Bruce Wayne and you've got a stew going

“You ever think, Bullock, of ever not going straight at a thing?”

Woo! Feed that fuck to the pigs!

Gracing us with your benevolent pedantry has raised a fucking wellspring of emotion inside the fucking cockles of my heart, cocksucker!

Do we not give A’s anymore? This is the genuine A+ motherfucking article you cocksuckers!

Am I the only one who wants to see Eve and Villanelle playing house in Alaska?

so that the show could use its budget in less episodes

“Are you referring to your husband or your dad?”