My brother and I saw this in theaters when we were teenagers solely based on the title, and we were not disappointed. I need to watch it again.

“Oh no! Promootheus!”

An Israeli moving into someone else’s space without permission? Surely you jest.

Godzilla and Kong spend the last 45 minutes of this 113-minute film having a knock-down, drag-out, professional wrestling-style brawl.

March 8 - “Today’s release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League was a mistake. We apologize for the trouble.”
March 18 - “Today’s release of Zack Snyder’s Justice League was a mistake. We apologize for the trouble.”

In further news, singer Billy Ocean has publicly apologized to a Carribean Queen for assuming that they share the same dream.

This entire thing is a perfect illustration of what, exactly, it means to be conservative nowadays, which is to have basically no consistent principles except deliberately provoking and demeaning people (and tax cuts for the rich, I guess). That is it.

These things go through four distinct phases.

I guess we'll know in about 20-25 years time if BR2049 has that cult following and legacy that it's predecessor had. 

I’ve been worried about that since the beginning. BR2049 is just such an incredible movie, and it’s really a shame. I keep hoping its legacy will follow the first one and grow with time, but I don’t know.

So like BR2049? That would definitely be sad. Dune was trending at #2 on Twitter when the trailer came out but I have no clue how that and if that translates to box office success. I’m not into the Timothee Chalamet hype but he seems to be popular among the gen z crowd along with Zendaya. That might get some young…

I think this looks amazing except I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. 

Fuck that shit. You can keep your actual chicken wings, which are 70% bone, 10% gristle, 5% misc, and 15% meat. Enjoy pissing away 80% of your money on inedible bits, I’ll be over here with my large pieces of chicken that are 100% meat and take zero effort to eat because I don't have to gnaw around bones like a…

If he’s got no anus what is Mitch McConnell licking all the time?

What is: “please order this list of things that matter to Trump, starting with the least important.”

She also said the sheriff’s department performed welfare checks on Stauffer’s four biological children, Kova, Jaka, Radley and Onyx, and interviewed the couple on June 4. They found no signs of abuse.

[Enter Mystery man]

I’ll probably catch it on Netflix or Prime, if I am still around and bored enough.

The six Frank Herbert Dune books are fascinating because each book is very different to the one before it, apart from the last two which are more of a duology (well, two parts of a trilogy which he never finished, unfortunately).