America is wrong. Onions are good. 

Arr Arr Dowd

“ye best start believing in AV Clubs...You’re in one!”

Bring back Keaton as old Bruce Wayne and you've got a stew going

“You ever think, Bullock, of ever not going straight at a thing?”

Woo! Feed that fuck to the pigs!

Gracing us with your benevolent pedantry has raised a fucking wellspring of emotion inside the fucking cockles of my heart, cocksucker!

Do we not give A’s anymore? This is the genuine A+ motherfucking article you cocksuckers!

Am I the only one who wants to see Eve and Villanelle playing house in Alaska?

so that the show could use its budget in less episodes

“Are you referring to your husband or your dad?”

It seems I’m one of the only people who still likes this show now, because apparently the idea that a show whose only long-running theme that rulership by birth is destructive at best and when led by ill rulers is horrifying in totality, ending with yet another ill-ruler with a longstanding history of…

You mean the son of a psychotic right wing evangelical nut job, who was undoubtedly shamed non stop by his father while being constantly told to repress every natural sexual urge a young man feels while growing up, turns out to be someone who, underneath his holier than thou veneer, is actually into some pretty…

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

The golden ring of hell.

There is nothing in the goddamned world like the absolute fragility of folks who occupy majority (race/ethnicity/sex/sexual orientation/religious affiliation) status feeling like they might have to share the pie they’ve previously had 99% of.

Think about this for just a moment: Every time someone screams about “SJWs,”…

Was just speaking to my friends about this supposed outrage, and man, how far have we fallen to take offense in having a black character going back in time to prevent slavery. It's not only outrageous, it's sad . . .

I almost wish she had had another scene with Jon or Sansa instead.

Are those ‘Back in 60 seconds’ teases driving anyone else crazy?

“She’s a parasite, Eve.”