Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t ignorance of the law an inadequate defense? Like just because Junior was too dumb to realize he was breaking the law how does that absolve him?

I thought she was legitimately good in A Perfect Getaway, so there's that, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

keanu reeves is in reality the person that johnny depp thinks he is.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

You know what’s really tiresome? The fucked up way AMC started doing commercials with this episode. Anybody else find it jarring?

It was only a matter of time. You can’t see Gunn do the first movie without expecting him to pop back up in the third.

#America2019

So after all of this, we’re getting two James Gunn comic book movies?

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.

I can’t really muster sympathy. I don’t wish, like, death or whatever on her because it sounds like she was kind of a dupe rather than a perpetrator. But, most of us* learn painfully that decisions have consequential outcomes, and that usually happens a lot younger than she is now. She’s just been insulated from the…

That case should have been a slam dunk, but the victim and her parents denied it was her on the tape. The victim’s father worked for R Kelly and was likely paid off, and it makes sense that the little girl was (a) pressured into lying and (b) afraid of the shame that would be piled on if she admitted to being the…

It helps that for 20 years there’s been a “news” channel telling viewers they can’t trust any other news source, plus AM radio hosts advising their listeners to “Do not think, I’ll do the thinking for you.” These forces laid a strong infrastructure for people in 2018 to hear “what you’re seeing and what you’re reading…

something came back with him

He flat out denies that he’s had sex with anyone under the age of 17

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

What a powerful header image. Gayle King, you are a strong lady.

Is the forged and illegal marriage certificate to Aaliyah lying too?

We would also have accepted “adorabyl.”

They’re Chernadorable.