Which onions are best for caramelizing, though? 

I'm worried this is just a bait-and-switch scheme to lure me into hearing about transcendental meditation. 

Ugh, I know. Our garbage pail president is the shuffling embodiment of all of this. He’s so transparent about what an awful, disgusting person he is, daring everyone to call him out on it and yet here we are. 

I just don’t understand any of this. There’s video evidence of it. There was video during his first trial and he was acquitted. How have we arrived at a place where we can see what someone does with our own eyes and hear them through their own voice and then be told to just ignore all of that? Jesus...

I heard this news and immediately wanted to rush over here, probably in a better mood than was warranted.

But this is the happy ending for the rest of us.

Yeah, I wish I caught onto this show sooner. I tell anyone I know about it, and I have a playlist of songs from it that I listen to at the gym, which is weird, but it is somehow fitting.

NuGreg? George? Were they there? I can’t even remember because Heather was everything. It’s almost criminal how much fun she was having.

Yeah really, that was the part that stuck out to me (har har).

“Dark” is a pretty good Netflix show. 

We’ve reached peak “Gamestop.”

I’m heartbroken that Greg is coming back with a different actor. I kinda wonder if those rumors of him being difficult were true. Gah, that’s sad.

It doesn’t matter the quantity of paint chips, I’m sure it only mattered that it was white paint. I mean, regardless...probably a lot.

Destiny 2: Rise of Ire, coming this Winter!

Is it...because they are wizards?

Having lived I’m San Angelo for a few too many years, I’d rather live in the Black Lodge.

It’ll be so great when they drop him AGAIN.

“Certainly we’re open to anyone in need....the credit check is just a formality.”

Shake It Off WAS a fabulous song...by Florence and the Machine.

Pfft, I could do that.