It’s so strange to think that THIS is where his career is now. It’s funny and I’m glad he’s doing well and has a sense of humor, but it’s a weird place for him to end up.

“I’m always right. Scientists say you shouldn’t look at an eclipse and I did and I’m still great. Just terrific. So believe when I tell you about that so called ‘climate change’. Maybe I should be president of NASA, too!”

I can’t wait to hear his thoughtful plan for Afghanistan tonight!

She also said that she thought he was going to a Trump rally (as if that, in of itself, is just dandy) and then added “Trump’s not racist,” so I think we can just forget giving mom the benefit of the doubt here.

Twitter statements are fine and all, but that’s easy. Those dolts let Trump in, and they knew what he was and what he represented. But that’s all okay, cause he had that (R) next to his name.

So fucking tired of hearing “alt-right.” There’s nothing “alt” about it. They are the right. They’re just the “active” right.

Nah, they’re MORE than happy with him.

Oh no, Davey did that? That’s so upsetting to hear. Also, what was he, as an extreme vegan, doing in a damn Taco Bell in the first place? The world just keeps getting darker.

Movie exec: “What if we made ‘American Psycho’ but the lead wasn’t handsome?”

Someone’s all bent out of cape.

As someone who considers this their all-time favorite game, yeah, I agree.

Yeah, those eyes. He looks like the evil Dale Cooper just got a haircut.

That’s because we usually decide that we’re not going to talk about her.

How the hell has he not aged?

Speaking of speculation, I swear that was Jacques Renault at the bar in that last scene. What the hell is up with that?

I know this is an open thread, but I think we should all agree that we’re not going to talk about Judy.

Ruh-roh! Fingerprints all over the scene!

I read about them in Forbes!

If all he did was lose his job then it seems like he got off easy.

“No matter how he fucks up and no matter what he does, another replacement for him is not on the way in the next decade.”