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good goddamn if she’s still absolutely gorgeous though.

And it’s in Bellevue, not Seattle, which makes everything about this whole thing even worse.

I remember during the early 2000 Gwen Stefani was one of the few who seemed happy to admit she worked out a lot and ate very little.

This. I remember feeling terrible after I had a baby and Kate Middleton was everywhere. My doctor reassured me that celebrity women don’t eat or have enough resources to live a life that allows them to work out all the time and use professional nutritionists and chefs or some combination of the two. I should never

I assume Schroeder is saying what everyone else who’s famous is doing and has been doing.

That is one of the most beautiful children I’ve ever seen.

Hahahaha, same exact thought flashed through my mind.

There is a good argument in there for the “basic bro” though, which is also a thing. *shrug*

Confession.

I know she does ungodly amounts of exercise but I’m still blown that her body looks THE SAME from when she was 20 years old.... RESPEK.

Even better, he’s prepared to testify that Trump directed him to make contact with the Russians, and is prepared to serve as a witness against Trump and his family. Happy Friday everyone!

Isn’t Jenny the one giggling in the background of Cap’s tweets about his sweet as hell doggums singing with his stuffed lion?

Literally was just saying to my GF last night that Chris Evans dating Jenny Slate made him the #1 Chris, above Hemsworth (#2, just fine, also Thor: Ragnarok was fantastic), EDIT Pine (#3, just... you know, totally a person who is there), and Pratt (#4, as while Andy is great, he’s not).

I’M JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT I HAVE FLOORS SEATS TO SEE HIM NEXT SUMMER AND HE’S PROBABLY GONNA SEE ME AND MAKE OUT WITH ME

Love it. Zero shame. Don’t Blame Me on repeat.

I pre-ordered it and have been playing it on repeat all week. I love it!

End Game is an excellent song, I don’t care who knows it.

Counterpoint: Jim is bad. He made the work environment toxic and was constantly trying to undermine and harass the top salesman in the office, the assistant to the general manager, and a locally respected beet farmer.

yes. kevin realizes that’s their initials when he’s trying to figure out if they’re dating.