If Martin Sheen is anything other than the avuncular president Bartlett of my imagination, I will have no choice but to...idk, I guess cry a whole lot.

In my experience, saying yes to shots is a good indicator of being too close to blackout territory to make drinking said shots an even remotely good idea.

I’ve been saying that on here for years. She’s never actually done or said anything that should label her as a bad person. She even supports Planned Parenthood and BLM and will happily trash Trump directly using him name.

Personally I get a lot of joy thinking about grifter princess Ivanka in an orange jumpsuit with her highlights grown out and her lip fillers deflating.

I think it’s much more likely he will be encouraged to flip for a more lenient sentence, so we can get at some bigger, juicier, oranger fish.

I read that sentence more times than I dare to admit. I need answers.

A USB stick was found with the details of who’s travelings? The Queen? Kate? Camilla? Anne? Who could it be?

A) Jezebel had a full page piece in support of Lupita’s op-ed within hours of it coming out.

B) The Weinstein response hit sometime late yesterday and got the low billing it deserves, in the next available Dirt Bag. Especially considering it hit right before the weekend and we know they switch over to night/weekend…

It’s ironic because her husband has a body that’s double the weight it should be.

I find FKA Twigs truly beautiful.

I have more or less done this, same with Instagram and Facebook. I am so much happier and at peace. It is the single best thing I’ve done for my mental health and I preach it to anyone who’ll listen.

Fucking bullshit.

my sister is having her bathroom re-done. she got some shiplap. i told her she was an asshole and she agreed.

Yes: somebody has been hired to make sure a brothel is worthy of O.J. Simpson.

Today’s dirt bag is the stuff of nightmares.

Feels like a pretty ugh celebrity goss day. :o(

I remember wearing these with a denim miniskirt. The horrors.

Or the mind-blowing brilliance of “Yomma kippee yabo, said erayfa kabo in da Latin he quoth: You, Jay, soffa saray!!!”

Of all the post about Hugh’s death, Jez’s was the one I wanted to see most as to see how he was remembered. He has a complex legacy: publisher of some of the best authors of the 20's century, great art, amazing photographers (Annie Leibovitz, Herb Ritts, Helmut Newton among others), insightful interviews, early…

Rest In Peace, you horny old coot. And for all his many faults, this has always stood out to me: