You don’t choose this pillow... you stumble upon it deep in IKEA’s guttyworks, worn down and broken from your journey toward affordable Scandinavian style, ready to claim your $1 ice cream cone and be done with it all, and with your last dying breath you utter: “that could work”.

I’d listen to your podcast.

This franchise deserves a LOT of criticism, particularly for their despicable lack of casting diversity. But, honest question, is there a way they could have better handled this to earn less scorn from Jezebel? They finally cast a black Bachelor. The statement from Rob Mills was decently measured. By no means does this…

Yeah Drip Drop is a jam and all but Nothing But a Number is the lyrical masterpiece we never deserved. “The older the berry the sweeter the juice” gets quoted in my house at least once a month. RIP Empire.

I would love to huddle up next to you at a party.

My perception of his response to the question last night is that he started off evasive with the “I’ve always thought a woman could be president!” rhetoric (which is probably true, but also doesn’t mean that he never made the comment when discussing electability), and then came around to an unequivocal denial at the…

Seemed pretty clear that she was taking him to task for denying the “a woman couldn’t win an election” comment. You could tell that he was being evasive in his response to the question during the debate, focusing on his long-held belief that a woman could become president. But that’s not the same as a statement about …

Auto-play ads with sound?! Has Deadspin taught your greedy corporate overlords nothing? 

Ah yes, Crystal Light therapy, wherein the practitioner bathes you in a shitty low-cal beverage from the 90s whilst playing Enya.

Pardon me while I block out the real world for a bit and patiently wait for The Game to clap back at Jason Derulo.

BHam North acting like BHam South. 

I can see an alternate universe where Elton is Jack Dawson and it actually makes a lot of sense. He must have been unavailable during casting, probably running off to the quad to grab his Cranberries CD before somebody snagged it. 

Miley looks so much like Yael Grobglas in that pic.

This cutesy nomenclature grosses me out and that IG post is everything I hate about the internet, but just yesterday I was thinking about how my “love language” has morphed after 10+ years of partnership. I was always a words-of-affirmation kind of gal (validate me!), but now that I’m settled in with a partner and…

I hope divorce doesn’t taint The Bachelor for Allison Williams to the extent that she no longer guests on the Here to Make Friends pod, because she truly has a brilliant mind for Bachelor analysis.

Happy for them, but these cookies need more flour and less egg and butter.

I’m a ride or die Schitt head and am so delighted that more people seem to be watching these days! 

My initial thoughts upon reading the headline: Oh c’mon it’s probably just a normal bench, why do we have to assume this is about banging?

Few things interest me less than bridal fashion, but Michelle Branch looks like a damn goddess angel.

Who care’s that she doesn’t cook? The real dazzling detail is that they were engaged before knowing such basic facts about each other.