Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.

Exactly. I don’t think he’s predatory, and I don’t *hate* him, but he seems vapid in some ways, which leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Look I’m as amused by Donald teaching the fluke monster from the X-Files how to act like a person by forcing him/it to watch Wall Street and American Pyscho on a loop as anyone but do we have to keep pretending its a person?

I still harbour a crush on Sherilyn Fenn.

I assume that George drafted the statement, so I guess I projected a sort of self depreciating and/or “oh shit twins” tone on it. I could certainly be wrong.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

Very few people are entirely 100% blind. I’m completely blind on my left eye and have 20/200 vision in my right and I often just use the “blind” shorthand for myself. I know a lot of people who can only see light and color and refer to themselves as blind. I think we should all leave Stevie Wonder alone.

The world needs more Death Becomes Her gifs.

A Perfect Murder star Gwyneth Paltrow

What is not to believe about Bradley Cooper having a baby, you cannot refute this video proof.

So true. And most of my embarrassing moments happen in conjunction with alcohol.

Fucking THIS.

Yup. Alcohol reduces stress in the short term but there’s a backlash effect as the brain produces more cortisol long-term and as we worry about things we said and did while drinking. We end up drinking to tamp down anxiety that was largely caused by drinking in the first place!

I think it’s just one of those things that first time parents think is cute (taken to the extreme) but just leaves childless monsters like me groaning.

My brain loves doing that, usually right when I’m about to fall asleep.

I’ve always attributed it to my anxiety disorder. I spend an exorbitant amount of time thinking (obsessing) about interactions, decisions, actions, thoughts, mistakes, smells (did I smell?), facial and body positioning, FUCKING EVERYTHING. So this “7 seconds” thing is a pipe dream for me... it’s like telling someone…

I do the exact same thing.

100% agree. Was it an amazing piece of comedy? Probably not. Is it worthy of all this pearl-clutching and outrage, including from people on the left? HELL FUCKING NO. Also, internet, please stop comparing this to tea party racists burning Obama in effigy and fake lynching him, this is not even remotely comparable.…