If it weren’t so frickin’ disturbing, it would be hilarious to observe the level of white people privilege Tori Spelling and her husband experience. They apparently owe close to half a million dollars to various big time creditors, including AMEX and a big time bank, yet they walk free. In 2017 America, if they were…

I’ve only ever seen her stuff at places like Marshalls or TJ Maxx or on amazon. Before all this trump president fever dream nightmare, I sort of equated her brand as slightly down market than Jessica Simpson (I will admit to owning more than few Jessica Simpson dresses).

My daily prayer:

I mean, Kim’s rationale for getting married sounds like the rationale of many women I know. There’s still a lot of societal pressure to “settle down” and I feel like at least half the marriages I’ve seen have been less about the partnership and more about feeling like you’re a real adult now that you’ve reached that…

I count 138 characters. If he had replaced “w/” with “with”, it would have been 140 exactly. It seems almost intentionally disrespectful to use an abbreviation like that; why the odd informality unless it doesn’t really matter?

See, the secret is to go to the Pacific NW coast. Much more interesting to look at than more southerly beaches, and cooler, too. Might want to bring a parka, though.

Left shark, you say?

Right, the death was going to be sad, but I could deal with it. But it was the thought of his narrative and final choice making her largely irrelevent. The show was called How I Met Your Mother, but show was The Long and Winding Road that Led Me To Robin. That’s what made the death tragic, that she was pretty much…

There’s an alternate edit of it floating around online that doesn’t cruelly murder Your Mother and hints at a Robin and Barney reunification. It also ends with more Bob Saget voiceover instead of “Old Ted.” It will forever be the true version as far as I’m concerned.

There’s something wrong with me because I thought this was about his neck.

Didn’t we all, love. Didn’t we all?

Off-topic: I really miss How I Met Your Mother and don’t care what anyone says.

I’m not gonna demonize her for this, as odd as it came out. Her heart is in the right place. She seems like a good person who is willing to evolve. And with the lack of female directors getting as easy funding as men, every 18 months sounds pretty good, especially with the clout and star power she holds in…

What a great story about community. There’s a lot to be said about perception and appearances but to hear that it was delivered with love and appreciation makes me get all the feels. Good job listening to Oprah and Co. Jamie Foxx

Is this that guy that Garth Brooks pretended to be on that one album?

I go back and forth with this one. On one hand I thinks she’s absolutely in on the joke and doesn’t give a shit because she’s finally free of her mother’s clutches and she’s gonna do whatever the hell she wants. On the other hand I do worry a little that there’s a cry for help hiding under all that thirst and I want…

Well no one is a fictional character. She just plays one in a movie. Relax.

Frank needs his bang maid.

Look out ladies; Danny DeVito’s on the market again and he’s horny!

Congrats to Cheryl! [The Sun]