Shame it didn’t have quite the same impact on the other guy.

Can you imagine shelling out all that money and working that hard just for PENCE to be the speaker? Huge slap in the face.

I’m surprised not to see OKCupid, Tinder, or Ashley Madison receive a shout-out, here. A main reason for jitters in this modern era is the same as it was for me when I attended a university with a larger population than my natal city (that is, 40,000 students, most of them on the make): the marketplace of romantic…

This is her usual weight, I think, without constant dieting. A few years ago, her father publically called her fat. She went into a weight loss spin and got skinnier.

Yeah, I didn’t want to sort of get into examing her body and have a whole discussion. But I just sort of went with my curiosity on this one. But, hey, she looks fantastic. The dress maybe not so much.

I think it’s kinda boring considering her usual style. I really hate her baggy denim onesie stuff, but I’d rather see that than this... blandness. There’s nothing wrong with it - it’s a nice dress and the overcoat is an interesting departure from a shawl. But this is Rihanna we’re talking about. After the Met Gala, a…

i think she can pull this off.

Huma’s finally going to get this divorce now, right? Right?

I’m too big of a piece of crap right now to make my own cookies. I’m getting them from McDonalds. And maybe a large fry to dip into my vanilla shake. (I have been working out and eating right and these two days have blown all my hard work and I only care a tiny bit.)

SAAAAAAAME

I’m having my fucking girly days and I want to eat a heap of chocolate chip cookies and take a nap. Which is why she is Celine Dion and I am me.

They had me at Cary Fukunaga. I’m in.

I’ll give you Mayer and Gyllenhaal... But sorry, Hiddleston is too pretty. I know someone will probably paste a gif of his ass from that movie he did with Tilda Swinton to say I’m wrong but I stand by my opinion. Too pretty and manicured.

Man, Taylor really has a type, and that type is “bland looking white guy.”

Which means he almost certainly is a goddamned deviant. Nice Guys™ are the devil

Smart, but sexy smart! Sigh, I bet we’ll hear some stories about what a dbag he actually is, and sadly, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Ok, but like, what is Gideon Yago up to these days because he was totally my MTV babe back in the day.

When the President does it, it isn’t illegal... Wait, I think I’ve heard that somewhere before, if only I could place it...

It was classified intelligence from a partner source, an allied nation that would have to approve the declassification of the info because their agents in place would be at risk of serious harm if the info got out. And of course Trump didn’t declassify the intel, he babbled pridefully to his Russian handlers. …