Giant ugh to his “fake news” quoted bullshit. I mean, I knew he was a Republican but this puts a big Trump supporter red flag on him. Can’t blame that Portland girl for getting out.

My excuse for everything from now on:

I don’t care how mind numbingly stupid this movie looks, I want to see it.

I am as vain as the next person and I know that aging will ultimately be a struggle for me (I grew up in LA). But to have my entire worth and identity be so tied to my youth and appearance, and to have to grow up, learn, change, age, see my value actually fade as my beauty does, and die on camera would be incredibly…

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

Someone “stealing” Mayer is like someone stealing your Taco Bell. Let them get the explosive diarrhea and be glad you dodged that bullet.

It’s what teenagers with rich parents and like, adults with no style but big disposable income like to buy.

I feel like Coach is the ugly stepsister of LV (another brand I loathe). I like some Kate Spade items, since it’s more simple and classic, but I really despise Coach. UGH.

I’ve always thought Coach was insanely overpriced for how basic and sometimes downright tacky their bags are. I also just on principal won’t spend money on a designer handbag unless I score one secondhand. I got a beautiful Bally leather saddle bag for like 12 bucks and it’s served me really well for the last year.

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

The best part of this picture is that everyone else looks like they are dressed for their corporate office’s fun outing day.

I hate it too. It’s so disappointing to hate it.

What kind of bothers me is that you could send me and some friends to a deserted island with just tents, cheese sandwiches, and some booze, and it would be an awesome weekend.

I’m suing my local Renaissance Festival in Texas, the time period represented was clearly medieval and/or Dark Ages.

I know we’re supposed to hate Jimmy bc he spoke out against the Gawker Stalker like a million years ago, but fuck that, I love him, he’s hilarious and charming, and kind, and I’m so happy his son is ok.

Sienna is also a pretty name, and not bonkers. Good job peeps

I commend Russell and Ciara fight the urge to name their non-royal daughter Princess by putting Sienna first.

Don’t shit where you eat. Please. Your work spouse is about half as attractive as you think they are once the mystery/secrecy/danger is gone. Everyone is their better, more attractive self in a professional environment. The excruciating awkwardness of showing up for work the next morning and feeling like everyone…

One word: lighting. I almost exclusively take car selfies because they have the best lighting. The lamps in my house are shit.