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Lol, are you serious?

Hahah, yep! Just started listening to them, I like it a lot so far

Pod Save America? I put her book on my list after hearing that episode.

so thankful i came of age before instagram and promposals.

My husband just told me if I ever brought tom hardy home, he’d understand

My god, Scott Baio is such a douche.

Adrienne Vittadini was quite the thing in the eighties. She did these kind of fantastic lounging day pajama track suit type of affairs, Joan Collins on the weekend vibe. Lounge wear really needs a revival.

whoa, girl wait. what? who is her new man? lol spill the tea

I’m opposed to vandalism and violence, but I believe this fits into the same category as “Always punch a Nazi.” 🌟🔨

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

The real news here is that there are still Bebe stores open at all.

Oh Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, I do declare! That one sure was a knee-slapper! Suh, you are the livin’ end, I say, the vereh limit!

But in the meantime it is still a law and breaking that law for recreational use is a choice.

These guys who seek “mail order brides” do so for a reason and it has nothing to do with love or altruism. There’s no shortage of women in their countries who are their equals in age, beauty, intelligence. They want someone out of their league who they can control. So let’s not pretend these femme fatales are taking

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Seriously hilarious.

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

That’s kind of tame. And why would a cop tell the homeowner to get a hotel room?

This is my favourite excerpt.

Holy shit, commenters are putting you on blast and I think it’s completely undeserved.

I’m going to comment to myself because I don’t particularly want to bring some of you assholes out of the greys, especially the pleasant people who subtly wished for my death. Super classy.