He is just amazingly beautiful, isn’t he? Don’t care if it’s huge

Hate to be that person but in that instance he was correct in putting the period outside “how to use a bidet”. If the quotes are someone speaking, then the period is part of their statement so it goes inside. in this case, he was quoting something he googled. you would not google with the period so it goes outside.

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

“Father and Daughter” was totally my pick before deciding I was just going to skip marriage and become a cat lady.

I think he might've been joking?

9 intense months and then SCHEDULING CONFLICTS

slang for being a super fan. it comes from the Eminem song “Stan” in which a crazed eminem fan killed himself.

Wow, you’re not kidding. A Mormon murderer with an MBA who is fluent in French? Not who I expected to see as a “most wanted.”

Details! Anecdotes! Demand I!

That documentary of his was wonderful. I can’t remember if it’s on Netflix or HBO, but either way, if you haven’t seen it, watch it! Bill is just so effing charming and truly of another era. I do feel sad for him though, he seemed to be struggling with his sexuality and therefore had never really had a close romantic…

I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

Selma Blair’s apology is lovely. I think you have a fourth point for your list.

I think Kim is sincere. I think she’s at a fairly high risk of getting shot by a crazed fan/hater/Jonathan Cheban guy. She’s certainly way more at risk than all of us that didn’t have the audacity to profit from her own sex tape/body.

No, Aidan is the new Jason: a perfectly reasonable name until everyone and their dentist started using it for now more than a decade straight.

I’ll let him take the 1 bedroom apartment lease if I can have the 2005 Dodge Neon.

A bird with an extremely prolapsed butthole?

How would they “subdue” it? The zoo has weighed in on tranquilizing and concluded that doing so would have made the gorilla angry and violent and that it would have taken too long to go into effect. The boy was being dragged by his leg. The boy had already suffered injuries. Why should the zoo have risked his life and…

Do NOT watch this video in public!!! I’m in Starbucks, trying and failing to stifle the orgasms.

Might this be a Cannes thing? I feel like almost every year I’ve heard about at least one film getting booed there. Perhaps it’s a tradition; something that’s been happening since the festival began?

Ariana is ridiculously good at impressions.