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It reminds me of those velvet burnout slip dresses the dELiA*s catalog sold around prom time in the 90s.

This video mostly reminded me of how often you had to adjust super-low rise jeans. The constant pulling up the back.

This bums me out. They were listing themselves as an example of how hetero platonic friendships can work! Blergh.

SO flirty! Anna even commented at one point that they basically couldn’t stop touching each other. I remember feeling like a bad person bc I thought if I ever met Captain America and he was even remotely interested, my marriage would not survive it. VINDICATED.

The thing that caught my attention the most was that they kept poking each other. Obviously as a listener, we didn’t see it, but Sim (the producer) kept making comments about how the two of them were poking and smacking each other. So I got this impression of two kids with a crush who would “fight” in order to touch…

You mean he reminds you of DREAMBOAT McDREAMBOATERSON from falicity? God, he was handsome.

There was SOOOOO much sexual tension between them on Anna’s podcast, I remember thinking if I were her husband, I would be suspicious.

Having worked pretty extensively with celeb handler types in the past, I wouldn’t be shocked to learned this was their zealousness rather than Prince’s (or the zealousness of the New Girl people obsessed with keeping him happy after taking an off-handed remark too seriously, because it goes the other way, too). I once…

Thank you random internet stranger, I will hold on to this post!

Look, I love Beyonce and everything she does, but if this is the ultimate fuck you to the mistress while still keeping the fuckboy, it loses seriousness and impact, IMO. This is like spray painting the mistress’ house with WHORE or SLUT on the front door, and then posting texts on social media and all that petty shit.…

But there is a more complex story here than “poor woman gets hunted down on Twitter.” As I understand it, Roy is someone who hangs out regularly with some of the most adroit wielders of social media IN THE WORLD (the Kardashians): even an oldster like me knows that Bey stans are crazy/protective. They might have come…

So she put up an Instagram post essentially referring to herself as the other woman and now she’s like “Whoa, I support marriage, so where did you get this idea from?” Come on.

Standing. Fucking. Ovation for this comment.

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

Wait are you really trying to use an example from how she interacts with her sisters? Sisterhood is its own special, brutal, beautiful thing. That’s like a whole other ball game.

you know that’s from a TV show not real life, right?

Well the kid was abused. I’m not going to victim blame him for reacting that way.

Kim Kardashian may be shallow and vain, but she’s never been unkind to people. The cruel mocking seems unnecessary. But then I suppose you need web traffic, and mocking her provides you with a ton of it! (I promise she can still get you clicks without reverting to full on asshole humiliating mean girl territory).