We’re not teens anymore. We’re smarmy late 20 to early 30 somethings now.

Tyga is waiting until Valentine’s Day to propose.

What an object of heated romantic interest in the real world.

On Sept. 11, 2001, UAL 175 flew over my head and into the South Tower of the WTC. I’m sure you can imagine what a shitty day that was.

I know a guy named Wilder, so Wilder West? I like it :-)

those babies look like little glowworms omggg

what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

Hello no haters please and thank you

You completely missed the mark on that one. You don’t have to be naive and perfect to realize that not all men rape women. And this is totally the place to mention that. How dumb can you be, christ.

I’m so sorry to read this. I’ve genuinely never had this happen to me, please don’t believe all men are like this.

Tempted to fake a video just so we can all watch you eat a dictionary

I think Gaga is an amazing vocalist. Her best work, however, comes when she’s not dancing, too! Personally, I have found the live performances I’ve seen to be just a little bit “extra,” but love it when she’s just doing her thing on the piano.

Just thinking about a rice-filled burrito makes me feel bloated.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

What kind of shitty gym can't look up a member on its system with something other than the barcode thingy?

That Amy Schumer thing sounds pretty much like an extremely overblown situation mostly made up by the magazine. Like, if I was famous and I was being turned away for forgetting my membership card, I think that’s one scenario where “You know who I am” is pretty valid since it’s unlikely someone would be pretending to…

It’s definitely not short for diplomatic.

aha. poor widdle thigh

Yo, it’s the most subtle plastic surgery job ever. The anti-Renee Zelwegger, in that she didn’t wake up and look like a completely different person seemingly overnight. And when you look at her, she doesn’t have plastic surgery face at all.

(following for cool screen name)