Not sure about the lean, but Ciara is someone I can never take my eyes off.

I knew I was holding on to this image for a reason.

That was a nice thing your tiny town did for Corey.

Hustler facts: Comcast won't accept a mason jar full of pennies as payment... I just know these things.

If he is not the perfect combination of 65% Mia Farrow 35% Frank Sinatra I will eat my hat.

OMG when i saw the lead image i had a heart attack thinking this was an article announcing their divorce. these two are relationship goals, big time. my husband and i went to see them with my parents and it was soooo funny, however extremely awkward since they talk about oral 95% of the time

Oh no. I love my pretentious black coffee and genuinely enjoy it, but I also love sugar-laden vanilla lattes and Mexican mochas from time to time.

I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—

I prefer my coffee with heavy cream or hazelnut creamer. I drink it black because I drink a lot of it and also like to zip my pants.

This is fucking adorable. I’m very happy for them.

Oh simmer down. It’s a totally normal thing because as a couple you are both excited to be having a baby *together*. A natural expression of their love and connection and all that. I always naturally said “we” though all 3 of my pregnancies; during pregnancies 2 and 3 the “we” included my other children as in “we, as…

I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.

I think I might need to pay more attention to celebrity names. This post has taught me that Brie Larson and Allison Brie are two different people (she didn't look like the actress from Community so I had to IMDB it). The more you know!

Food News is the true victim in all this.

Yeah, I’m really going to miss both it and Food News.

I find Juliet Litman and David Jacoby’s stupid podcast really charming and entertaining. I don’t even like reality TV, but I will miss “The Right Reasons”.

Sperm dumpster? Are you fucking kidding me? Get out of here.

You make a pretty excellent point.