I love that her mom held up the sign. Because it made Kanye look even worse. We shouldn’t have to point out that current and former strippers are humans with parents who love them, but this says “Look, I’m a human being with a mother who cares about me and you’re a guy who slut shames the women he’s been in…

I still use Mapquest sometimes. I’ll be in my rocking chair if anyone needs me.

Sometimes, when I’m driving to work, I think that I’d rather have a disabling accident than live through another week of bullshit. Not the same thing? Okay, I have nothing to offer here. Bless it, as we say here.

Eh. I don’t think it’s completely fair to null other people’s feelings just because they’re famous or because they have money. I’m sure he has bad days and insecurities. As long as he keeps things in perspective and doesn’t claim his woes are worse than other people’s.

It is going progressively worse, though. I mean, Black Crowes to Muse to Jonas Brothers. If she keeps this up, she will have to date Diplo next.

Prosthetic bananas.

Is this Jewel or is it future Jennifer Lawrence???

I like Matt McGorry. I do. I find him entertaining to watch and I do appreciate how apt he is to take a stand and stick with it on social media. But.... there’s this tiny tinge of ...... I don’t know. Like he seems legit on the outside but....

feeeemales are strong as HELL

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I stared at it for several minutes before I assumed “weiner purity” was the only (lame) joke to be had.

I’m going to read Franzen’s book, Jezebel’s opinions be damned, tbh.

Seriously. This guy makes men who send unsolicited dick pics seem like Nicholas Sparks.

Thanks, I couldn’t bear the effort & chance I’d see more of this living fart.

I kind of hate my Tieks. Back in July, splurged on a pair and every day I wear them, I have angry red lines and blisters. I would say it starts within an hour of wearing them and that’s after I sized up (I had to return my regular size). Did you go up in sizes at all? I will say they are well-made, look great, are…

I kind of hate my Tieks. Back in July, splurged on a pair and every day I wear them, I have angry red lines and…

The Tieks are INSANELY comfortable (I say this as a ballets flats devotee who has had most “comfortable” flats). The only issues are wear, but I figured out that I was walking in a way that led to excessive damage on the leather parts. Changing my stride + leather conditioner has kept my second pair looking great. I…

The Tieks are INSANELY comfortable (I say this as a ballets flats devotee who has had most “comfortable” flats). The…

As the star child of a millionaire, [who is, herself, a millionaire dozens—if not hundreds—of times over,] she can say and do what she wants with no consequences.

Miley = thirsty desparado

It pretty much sounds like Gymboree/Mommy and Me stuff which my kid started at 4 months. Babies and toddlers love using their bodies and developing coordination is important

Gabourey I have said okie dokie unironically 3 times just today, so let’s be old weirdos together.